vivalaopenpost ([personal profile] vivalaopenpost) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-20 07:13 am

Get stuffed


Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip all the conversation and go straight for the experience?

In that case, rejoice! This hole meme was made for you!

RULES:
  • Post with your character's name, fandom and pairing preferences in the subject line.

  • Your character is now in the middle of having sex! Any location, sexual position and level of undress is allowed, so knock yourself out with establishing the scene of your dreams.

  • Comment around! See if there's anyone else who posted a perfect scene for your character to fuck in.

  • Keep going and finish the act. Then go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.

  • ???

  • PROFIT. Or in this case, fun to be had for all.
 
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lilolilyrae ([personal profile] lilolilyrae) wrote in [community profile] fandomcalendar2025-11-20 12:03 pm

Multifandom Femslash Valentine's Gift Exchange 2026

 Sign-Ups on Ao3 open for ten more days! 

Femslashevents Gift Exchange header, with images from the ships rizzoli and isles, kpop demon hunters polytrix, once upon a time swan queen, the old guard andromaquynh, warehouse 13 bering and wells, devil wears prada mirandy, and holby city berena

Sign-ups are open until November 30, matches will then be sent out as soon as possible and the creating deadline is February 13, reveals happen on Valentine's day!

Low creating requirements!

Open to all fandoms and all types of media!

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mistletoeings ([personal profile] mistletoeings) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-19 07:15 pm

we've thawed mariah out, it's time



mistletoe meme πŸŽ„πŸ’‹βœ¨

you know the drill. but just in case you don't, the festive plant that hangs around, makes puppies sick, and is a good excuse for a little kissu.

1) basic. it's a christmas party. someone thought it'd be funny. oh no, here we both are. you know what that means! ha ha. we don't have to, but i'm down. jk... unless???

2) magic. some unknown force is trapping you under this plant until tonsil hockey occurs. you don't have to like it, but you do have to play. or stand there forever, see if i care!

3) extra strength. you wouldn't want to play this silly mistletoe game, usually, only for some reason you can't quite resist. what's a little kiss? and once you start, it's just like pringles... ya it is a seasonal sex pollen what do u want from me

4) wildcard. do whatever you want babes! mistletoe but it makes you big mad for some reason. everything is normal but the plant is FAKE AND GLITTERY and that's against the spirit of things. mistletoe but it is an alternate universe in the tradition is to fight instead. mistletoe but they agree to very sedate cheek kisses cuz they're just friends. chase ur bliss πŸ’‹
sundaybestsocks ([personal profile] sundaybestsocks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-19 06:47 pm

text ya later babe







love letters + shipping texts meme


  • comment with your character.
  • other people will reply to you.
  • your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
  • have fun!

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sockems ([personal profile] sockems) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-19 01:54 pm

the "hear me out," meme.



the "hear me out," meme


RULES!

πŸ˜‡ Comment with your character. No blank comments! Instead, your character has been forced to list their wildest "hear me out," character crushes. Cartoons, icons, low-key monstrfkr and more. Cake style or otherwise. Please link to images so the post doesn't get laggy! Treat it like a network leak or a search history betrayal.
😈 Reply to others, using what they've provided to build up a thread. Profit.
mcmemeface ([personal profile] mcmemeface) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-19 02:26 pm

just one thing

THING I'D CHANGE



Because nobody's perfect!

HOW TO PLAY
β†Ί Forget those blank comments, info in the subject, usual memes. In this meme, we use the subject line to put the one thing our characters would change about themselves whether they'd usually admit it to anyone or not. Their choice can be a physical, mental, or emotional one, a personality trait, a past mistake or choice, whichever's the most dramatic.
β†Ί Then: welcome to the peanut gallery! Everybody else comments.
β†Ί You know that's the meme.
vibez ([personal profile] vibez) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-19 06:27 am

Fmk

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist




You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
β—‹ Do the comment do.
β—‹ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
β—‹ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
picturethat ([personal profile] picturethat) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-19 05:50 am

Jail



+1 hardcore, x100 guilt
Part of the appeal of the (under)age difference kink, as in legal-aged characters being involved with those that are underage, is how absolutely taboo and fucked up it is in most cultures. Romance is nice, but let's be honest; it's messed up, even if there is a romantic element. And that's what makes it fun. This meme is for nitty, gritty, not always pretty side of underage. You can play the psychological angles of both sides, whether their actions makes the older party tormented for their decision, and all the filthy, dirty, guilty, and sexy facets this kink can offer.

But my character is a good dude and would never _____! Well, you can always say it's a moment of weakness, they didn't think, aliens made them do it, emotions made them do it - or say fuck it, it's a meme. Make them feel guilty about it later.

But my character is underage and I want them to be the older party. Age them up or play against someone younger.

more under here + prompts )
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torine ([personal profile] torine) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-18 02:07 pm
Entry tags:

WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY? a show and tell meme




  • Tell us everything you ate yesterday.
  • Respond to others in person, through text, etc.
  • Tasty? Healthy? Cooked or readymade? Describe your meal in exceptional detail.
  • If anyone's hungry - offer them some restaurant-style grub!
  • forthememes ([personal profile] forthememes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-18 05:28 pm

    Never ever again


    ANTI-BUCKET LIST MEME



    To spin a twist on the bucket list tradition, list something your character doesn't want to experience again. No blank comments! I will delete them.
    mcmemeface ([personal profile] mcmemeface) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-18 05:13 pm

    In your bed!

    Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!



    It's morning somewhere. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

    Too bad someone doesn't agree.

    Rules
    The Poster is the character who is asleep.
    The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
    Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

    I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.) Go to Random and Roll.

    a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
    b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
    c. Prank! - Oh, this has just got to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
    d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

    II. Decide you have NO CLUE who this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.) Go to Random and Roll.

    a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
    b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
    c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
    d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. 
    e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

    III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
    You move forward and make your own fate!
    sarabi ([personal profile] sarabi) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-18 08:04 am

    picture β™‘ prompts


    shipping picture prompts
    o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
    o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
    o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
    link 'em:

    embed 'em:

    shrink 'em:
    INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-18 06:38 am

    The new sexts* and bob will return in bakerstreet doomsday








    the phone sex +
    sexting meme


    what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

    madmeemey ([personal profile] madmeemey) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-17 05:51 pm

    Confessions



    the confession meme


    RULES!

    πŸ˜‡ Comment with your character. No blank comments! Instead, your character has been forced to admit something. Anything. A silly secret, a deep, dark confession they've ruminated over for years, it's all up to you.
    😈 Reply to others, using what they've provided to build up a thread.
    paradoxcase ([personal profile] paradoxcase) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2025-11-17 03:23 pm

    Realgar #12 [The Fulcrum]

    Name: Mothers
    Story: The Fulcrum
    Colors: Realgar #12: Part
    Styles and Supplies: Brushes (November 17, 2025: Crucible), Tempera (Knight of Cups reversed from dailytarotdraw.com: "Knight of Cups reversed indicates you may be walking away from a relationship and/or a creative venture. It could signify a lack of commitment or instability in your relationships, as the reversed Knight of Cups is often associated with a tendency to become emotionally unreliable. This card advises exercising caution when making decisions based on emotions alone, as there is a risk of being carried away by unrealistic fantasies or romantic illusions. It urges the need for self-reflection and emotional healing in order to regain a sense of emotional stability and authentic connection with others.")
    Word Count: 792
    Rating: PG
    Warnings: None
    Characters: Setsiana, Qhoroali
    In-Universe Date: 1912.4.1.3
    Summary: Setsiana and Qhoroali have a conversation over breakfast.

    Mothers )
    picturethat ([personal profile] picturethat) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-17 12:32 pm

    Ring on it

    why should i marry you? πŸ’ meme
    Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

    That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

    (Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

    Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

    how to play:
    - What it says.
    - Why should ANYONE marry your character?
    - Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
    - So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?
    harrison ford's face ([personal profile] maytheshipsbewithyou) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-11-17 08:52 am

    Give you this gift

    [ give you a baby ]

    We have the pregnancy and pregnant smut meme, but this meme is for the act of impregnation, which is a kink in and of itself, especially when lots of focus is given to in through narration and dialogue. And of course it's a versatile kink, lending itself well to consensual, vanilla, non-con, and many many other things. And there's mpreg, too!

    Let's cut to the chase: this is a meme about impregnation, whether it's the doing or the getting. There are prompts for all tastes, even those who just enjoy the idea and not the reality.


    HOW?
    * Comment with your character, preferences, and anything else. Also include if you want your character to be doing the impregnating or want to be the one impregnated.
    * Remember, this meme is focused on impregnation. Play the act itself up!
    * Obviously this meme allows for mpreg and f/f preg too.
    * Comment to others.
    * Be respectful of others.

    prompts )